These are the "Top 10 No-Nos when dealing with Darth Vader" as seen in the
Sci-Fi Invasion Special 1997 issue.
10) Don't mumble "This is CNN" under your breath as he walks by. He hates that.
9) Don't tell him he's got a one-eyed snake in the trash compactor. He'll probably misunderstand and kill you.
8) Don't push any of the buttons on his chest. Especially not the blue "fill suit with water" one.
7) Don't point out that most of the Stormtroopers in those wide-angle shots are just matte paintings. Just play along and wave politely.
6) Don't say "less filling."
5) Don't accept any promotion that would make you an Admiral. Trust us.
4) Don't shift the Death Star into reverse from fourth gear.
3) Don't come out of hyperspace too close to a system.
2) Don't ever call him "Anakin" or "Pepé." Those names no longer have any meaning.
1) Don't bother to hide those McNuggets. He's on them like white on rice.
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